State of the art CZ-24.29HFL for our allies defence available next month!
The CZ-24.29HFL is a hand-operated combat weapon that uses fentanyl cluster bombs to incapacitate the infiltrator or enemy. Available only for the founding members of the Non-Aligned Movement.
Our Yugoslav engineers have found out a way to make this a reality! All countries that were members until 1980 in the Non-Aligned movement shall be given this opportunity to have this in their artillery, so they can be sure that even a million of highly dressed and Western equipped aliens don’t come and exterminate them.
For the militaries interested, you should write an email to the official JNA email (jna@gov.yu) to receive detailed specifications, offers in NAMC currency.
The fentanyl is produced in our own Yugoslav laboratories and it’s 99.6% military grade pure, numbers never witnessed from the inventors own tries to use this as a medication.
In the testing range, we sent 10 of these prototypes to our communist brothers and sisters in 🇵🇸 Palestine’s Popular Front for Liberation and they confirmed that they’ve had 300IDF nazi mercenaries just drop like dead flies. It even penetrates the tanks armour, as our Yugoslav engineers managed to get the cluster explosion reaction deliver the fentanyl to the bodies of the enemies in times that are counted in milliseconds.
After you shoot a fentanyl bomb, and this is the smallest one yet we have to offer, it takes only about 10 to 15 seconds for the chain reaction to come in play, and after that in the range of 500m or 1km (with 24.35 projectiles) will drop dead like flies.
Yes friends! Biological warfare, psychological warfare, whatever it is we have it. Until the end against the zionist devils - Palestine shall be free, from the river to the sea!
Communist Party of Yugoslavia
2nd Yugoslav Militant Brigade
General Walter Krištofski
Sadly Substack doesn't show the tags, but it's more interesting that way - this is only satire. Environmentally safe satire. 🌿